Friends?

Best friend.jpg

Spongebob : What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Patrick       : Wait for you to come back


Is there any of you who want to be my friend? :'D I promise you I'll stick with you like a glue and a duct tape. We're gonna play Barbie dolls, Lego, UNO card or any other cool stuffs that doesn't involve with physical contact because I'm afraid of hurting you and I don't wanna hurt you, BFF :'D I'm just lost and my imaginary friends are leaving me. lol jk xD

Please don't misuse the word football, please

I haven't play football for almost 2 weeks now and I'm dead bored and probably hungry right now.
I NEED TO TOUCH ZE BALL
Aiyaa, if like this, my stamina sure at minimum level ahhh. Aiyoo. How to play like Steven Gerrard eh if like this. My shooting and dribbling technique is getting worse. Please help me by 'Like'-ing all my facebook photos and help me do me homework zzzz wtf ah aku merapu